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* Yo mamma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! * Yo mamma's so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. * Yo mamma's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. * Yo mamma's so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.