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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris



If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.