Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hellYo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!folk exercise by jogging around her!when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboyshe make Kiko the Whale look like a SmartieNASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layershe was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...small objects orbit her.she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.



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