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Most people hope for presents from Santa every year. Santa hopes for presents from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can win a game of UNO without throwing away his cards.chuck norris once walked into a pool and came out completely dryChuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.